Monday, 14 January 2013
Fuck You, Daily Mail
Generally, I don't read the papers. Not for news at any rate. In this day and age, who needs to?
The only time would buy a paper is on the weekend to read the pithy comments of people who hate the TV programmes they feel compelled to watch. Idiots.
But when I'm in the shop i can't help but feel compelled to read all the headlines of the tabloids to see what
dirge they're spouting off their diseased soapboxes and it's usually the same thing.
"DIANA IS STILL DEAD. WHY GOD WHY?????" shouts the Express.
"WE ARE APPARENTLY THE VOICE OF BRITAIN (BY THAT WE MEAN RACIST ENGLISH PEOPLE)" States the Sun.
"WE HAVE NOTHING INTERESTING TO SAY WHATSOEVER" blurts the Mirror.
"TITS TITS TITS BOOBS.....TITS" slurs the Star.
"...." (thank god the News of the World is dead).
Then there's the Daily Mail. The Mail just sits there on the stand, and nearly every day there's
a headline that manages to boil the blood and enrage the soul. I stand there and I wonder how this shit-rag
manages to get away with some of the things they have written.
So this is a short blog to say fuck you to the Daily Mail.
Fuck you for your unashamedly biased Tory Opinions
Fuck you for your so called crusade against online pornography when your own website features sleazy pictures of women
Fuck you Jan Moir for writing a piece about the lifestyle choices of a man who had tragically died.
Fuck you for endlessley targeting the BBC, one of this country's greatest assets, time and time again.
Fuck you (Jan Moir) For your pathetic non-apology about the aforementioned piece.
Fuck you for "Sashagate''
Fuck you for your pathetic attempts to create a bogus witch hunt for Jack Whitehall
Fuck you for saying that coffee, causes cancer.
Fuck you for giving false hope by stating that coffee can help the fight against cancer.
One that really tugs my shit more than anything, fuck you for apparently fighting for freedom of speech
yet wanting questioning any art/comedy/anything else in the world that you disagree with.
Basically, just fuck you. The day your pathetic waste of paper is taken off the shelves is a day that cannot come soon enough.
If you read this and think of any other reasons why you want to say "fuck you daily mail" then please comment below. I will gladly add them to the blog. This wont take down the paper, more will it make much of an impact. But, I hope that it will just show some people what a waste of space it is.
If it does, then I will feel I have achieved something.
Next time, funny stuff about Die Hard and various other things.